Salisbury Magna Carta Theft
Foiled by William Jobsworth
A foolish Cantabrian
man
Cooked up a ludicrous
plan
To pinch a Magna Carta
It was a non-starter
And his scheme quickly
Went down the pan.
And when the beak sent
the fool down
He fixed the convict with
a frown
Saying: ‘You stupid yokel
you could’ve shopped
local, they’ve got one
in Faversham town’!
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